Ronda Rousey (dot net!)

I had many good reasons for the long break in blogging.
1. was the “I’m taking a year off to bartend in LA and be normal for a while, public visibility being kept to a minimum.
2. was my computer was a 5 year old relic form the age of mac spring of 2005.
3. was I got a new computer for christmas, but when I flew back to boston to drive my car cross country - I came back home to find my apartment door open, a crowbar in my kitchen, and my computer missing.
4. the funny thing is someone came in to my place to fix the garbage disposal in the sink and forgot their crowbar
5. this person either
a) forgot to lock the door when the swore they didn’t
b) locked on the bottom lock when they swore they didn’t and someone knifed in, or
c) the manager never changed the locks on my door when I moved in because a “family” lived there before and she trusted them. And one of them or a friend of theirs or some random third party got a hold of their key and came in.
6. (and this is the funny part) My computer had actually somehow fallen between the mattress and bed frame in my bedroom, so if someone did come in, they would have been super bummed cause there was nothing in there but a huge pile of women’s clothing in a state of questionable sanitation.

I mean it sucks that this whole drama happened, but I still think that if some prick did break into my place I would have loved to see their face fall when all they found was dog food, dirty underwear, and a couch from 1952.

Then there’s reason number 7 which is I don’t have Microsoft office on my computer yet and am too spoiled to type in a format that isn’t the epitome of personal computing

but thankfully thats the last reason why I haven’t been blogging. I’m just gunna type this shiesta straight into the internet and save it later when I do get Microsoft word.

Now that I am blogging again I could try to fill you guys in on whats been going on these last many eventful moths. But I think I’d just rather let people go on speculating, gossiping, or just not give a shit about what I was doing.
I’m also going to make a conscious effort not to be just repeating everything I’ve doing and daily dramas. I miss just writing down entertaining observations while living an unconventional lifestyle.

my mom said this to me once “Everyone lives their lives in a state of emergency”
That said I’m going to do my best to keep from freaking out all the time and not take myself so seriously. But at the rate my boyfriend’s dog is farting this morning I really think I should relocate soon before suffocating.

and I’ve decided to start a new section of my blog called incredibly random picture of the day
is that my sister jennifer doing yoga on the wii fit, in a dress, in the livingroom of my mom’s house, in front of a christmas tree?
I think so!
Did I swear never to show anyone this picture?
entirely possible!
Is jen gunna flip her lid?
Without a doubt. But I’d like her to remember I still have pictures of the downward facing dog pose so don’t get too mad, it could have been worse than the sun salutation- besides, you look cute!