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i have officially ripped the crotch in my top 5 favourite jeans (and yes i did spell favourite with a “U”, i’m feeling particularly Bri’ish today). Do they make a patch for this problem? Does anyone have any idea what a crotch patch would be shaped like? A clover?
+ =??
No? doesn’t look likely? well I’ll try anyway and see if this plan turns out how envisioned

Ya know, the other day I was on the phone with my cousin, Sam - and like anyone who has any extended contact with their family, the occasional clashes are inevitable (or, if you’re kim jong il, inevitabur!)
So we got into some argument over something or other while driving down to pick up my mochi from her breeders in San Diego. After about a half hour of silent treatment (literally complete silence, we were in the LA/San Diego funk zone where there is no radio) I exclaim:
“Dude, something smells like earth worms!”
she goes “I smell cake batter!”
“How the hell do you smell cake batter?”
“What the f*** do earth worms smell like?!?”
of course we started busting up laughing (and in my case swerving the car as well) and to this day we still have no idea what we were arguing about in the first place.

Moral of the story… well I dunno…i guess its just not worth the energy trying to stay mad at family… and that the Irish might be the only people capable of healing my jeans….