So i was at lunch with my cousin sam, and she was lamenting about people she knows from missouri (pronounced MIZZ-UR-EE, there is no “A” in there people! the next person i hear say “mizzurah” is getting punted in the throat) were complaining about Obama winning the presidency saying, “He might be president of the United States, but he’s not MY president!”
What the flying douche-gunt is that supposed to mean?!
“MY” president? ANYONE could be YOUR president, so i grabbed the waitress and told her she’s my president now (she seemed very thrilled, but she was working for tips, so who knows). My mom has our bird kenny on her shoulder, I’ll ask her if he’s President Kenny now….
MY president
November 7th, 2008 · 5 Comments
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1 Sam (your cousin) // Nov 7, 2008 at 1:07 am
Sam’s mad photoshop skills strike again!
2 Janna // Nov 7, 2008 at 3:34 am
Yeah, well, he’s not MY president. You can have him!
3 Noah L // Nov 8, 2008 at 7:25 pm
First of all, “What the flying douche-gunt is that supposed to mean?!” is officially my quote of the week, because that is hilarious! Second, that picture is equally hilarious! I understand how you feel about the pronunciation of Missouri–I’m from Illinois, and everyone here in Arizona doesn’t seem to understand that the “s” at the end is silent :P. In any case, I’m not sure they really get a choice as to who their president is, now, unless they renounce their citizenship and go somewhere else, so those people are just out of luck.
And my girlfriend is my president
4 Your mom // Nov 9, 2008 at 4:08 pm
This has nothing to do with any presidents but where is that Facebook thingie that you and Sam did? Someone asked me and I said, “Uh, on Facebook?”
I don’t have a president. I have a wizard. Gandalf is my wizard.
5 Scott M // Nov 12, 2008 at 7:34 pm
That is brilliant photoshop work. Can I snag it and put it up on a friends website. He is a huge Obama freak.
My President is Teddy R
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